Well this one is pretty self-explanatory.
My parents' house flooded, so they hired a plumber to work on the pipes. Yeah, apparently the guy took the "working on the pipes" part as an open invitation to use our home computer to download porn.
Thanks, jackass. Way to have my mom come downstairs and find you minimizing windows at light speed.
"Excuse me... What are you doing?"
"Uh (click, click)... Um... (click, click, click... clickclickclickclick)... Oh, yeah, um, I needed to check my e-mail to see if I had a message from my sister - she's having a baby today."
"A baby, huh? So what's this on the desktop here? I'm pretty sure that's two people fornicating. Is she your sister?"
"... Yes?"
You, sir, just lost your job.
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