Hark, ye children. An ex-kid or former infant – a fully grown seed. White as milk and 2 percent overrated. Loves writing, loathes reading (only kidding) and doesn’t mind learning a thing or two. Prone to self-contradiction, self-defamation and self-mutilation, but not self-strangulation. Thinks a lot, or a little, depending on subject matter, and wishes he was a mixture of Lester Bangs, whoever played Amélie in "Amélie," Iceland and a werewolf. Did not know the 12 months or their order until grade 10, and still has no idea how many days are in each. Forgets names, birthdays, relatives and holidays, and was once a “C” geography student. Tired, in general, finding little or no motivation to wake up each day. Ate ice cream from cartons on a daily basis for three months straight (mostly in the evenings), and gained weight after it was all over. Is no longer fond of ice cream.
4 comments:
Believe me, it happens to the best of us.
ps. randomly stumbled upon your blog, but, I find your writings quite interesting.
thanks for following, lemmie! kinda scary, no?
a little bit, but it only hits a 3 on my scale, but then again, my scale is quite ridiculous.
wow, lemmie. what the heck have you seen?! what's your scale?! :)
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